thanks, madonna?

I don’t know about you but I was not overly excited about the super bowl this year.

 I mean, I’m never overly elated about it if the Saints aren’t playing but I do always watch it.

The super bowl is like a holiday in our country. In fact, I’m sure it’s more celebrated than most Christian holidays.

I really only attend super bowl parties because of the food. And company. 

And because I am the all-around American woman. 

This year was no exception.

My friend, Kevin, was the host-est with the most-est.

I gorged on rotel dip, pork loin sandwiches, chocolate chip cookies, chocolate chip pound cake and topped it off with oreos and 2 glasses of milk.

There are only a few problems with that….

1)     I haven’t eaten much sugar in over a month

2)    I’m lactose intolerant

So as you can imagine this did not turn out well for me. 

I had to leave early holding my sides and trying to contain myself from barfing all over my friends.

I loved that Lee (a brilliant 15 year old) looked at me and said,

 “I mean, you did that to yourself.”

Bingo.

I sure did.

I actually really enjoyed Madonna’s half time performance. 

For a 53 year old, she is still hot and she performed my favorite song (Like a Prayer) so I was good to go…..except the end when WORLD PEACE flashed across the field in glitter.

WTF???

Whenever I hear the phrase or see the phrase “World Peace”, I immediately imagine a naked woman running through the streets eating corn on a cob shouting “World Peace, Bitches”.

Weird.

Anyway, did you watch the super bowl?